30 Second Cheese

I know you don’t have any time to mess about reading a blog post. You. Need. Cheese.

Don’t soak your cashews, no one has time for that sh*t.

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INGREDIENTS

2 cups cashews
1 cup water
1 teaspoon of salt
1/4 cup of lime juice
2 tablespoons of ‘nooch’ (nutritional yeast)

INSTRUCTIONS

Blend. Serve.

Mine blends so well in a Nutribullet using the short blade. It blends into a perfect thick, creamy sauce in 10 seconds.

CHEEEEEESE on spuds, cheese on cauli and broc, cheese on pizza, cheese in your sammies, cheese on everything.

I’m not a fan of too much nutritional yeast and I feel the ratios here are perfect. Add garlic or pepper if you want. I keep mine simple.

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(Raw) Sour Cream

Ohhh yum. My 3 year old is really fussy about anything saucy or creamy but he loves this and so do I! Here he is enjoying some sour cream dip and veggies after an afternoon building a garden box.

Enjoy this sour cream with carrots, cucumber or celery, on tacos (raw or cooked) or dip crackers in it. Some people like to add garlic or chives to turn it into an delicious aioli. It also makes a great dressing for salad.

❤ It’s so tasty!

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INGREDIENTS

1 & 1/2 cup cashews (soaked for at least 1 hour in hot water or overnight in cold)
1/2 cup water
2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
The juice of 1 lemon
1/2 teaspoon of salt

INSTRUCTIONS

Blend all ingredients until it takes on a whipped consistency. Add a dash more water if needed to get things moving, and a wee pinch more salt (if you like) to taste.

MASTER TIP/SOAKING ALTERNATIVE: to make a really creamy dressing what you should do is first turn the cashews into a fine flour by blending them dry first. Then add all other ingredients and blend. This results in a smoother, faster cream.

The Ultimate Most Perfect, Inexpensive, Quick Vegan Ice Cream Base Recipe; Scoops From The Freezer Like A Dream. Life Will Never Be The Same! Aah!

What a time to be alive.

This is my gift to the people. It feels like the pinnacle of my contribution to veganism. I take full credit for the modification of other vegan ice cream recipes into an incredibly simple, quick, cheap recipe – with no fancy ingredients – that scoops directly from the freezer with the perfect softness.

Right now I only recommend this one particular brand of coconut cream, but it’s the ubiquitous Woolworths Homebrand Coconut Cream found in Countdown supermarkets for $1.20 per tin.

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INGREDIENTS:

1/2 cup sugar (I prefer coconut sugar)
1/4 cup maple syrup (I use the inexpensive imitation stuff)
2 tins Woolworths Homebrand Coconut Cream
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon salt

INSTRUCTIONS:

Ensure your ice cream maker bowl has been frozen for at least 24 hours.

Put all ingredients into a pan and stir over a low head until sugar has dissolved – no need to boil. Place mixture in freezer or fridge until very cold.

Once cold assemble ice cream maker and pour mixture into bowl. Churn until very thick. Return churned ice cream to freezer and freeze. You should be able to eat this as ice cream after it’s been frozen for around 1 and a half hours.

Makes 850ish mLs.

This is absolutely as delicious as the fancy brands that are around $8 for 400mLs.

This is the vanilla recipe and it operates as a base, flavour this any way you damn well please.

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NOTE:  If you are a rebel and a troublemaker with no regard for potential waste you can trial other cheaper brands of coconut cream. You’re a braver kind than me. Let me know how you go. One of the most important thing to avoid is the formation of oil on top of your mixture. If oil forms it will destroy your batch. Watch out for that with other brands. If oil forms, remove as much as you can. You may also use coconut sugar and agave to make it low GI. Experiment with Stevia and Erythritol; the world is yours.

Don’t Underestimate This Basic Bowl; Hummus & Sauerkraut Become BFFs

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Hummus, sauerkraut, pumpkin seeds, carrot, green beans and cucumber.

Sauerkraut is epic with Hummus.

Sauerkraut is basically Hummus’ life partner; they were just meant to be together and even though they are both awesome alone neither of them are quite as awesome alone as they are together. Once you enjoy them together you’ll never want to eat ‘just hummus’ or ‘just sauerkraut’ alone again. I don’t know where I’m going with this but you should probably try this basic bowl because it’s clearly more delicious than you expect.

3-ingredient Gluten-free Corn Fritters for Kids

These are yummy. Served here with plum sauce they’re also nice with sweet chili. You can fancy them up a bit by adding coriander and healthy stuff, and eat them with a salad if you want to pretend like you’re doing good. This is also an excellent meal for poor students who find themselves with nothing but an old tin of corn, flour and sauce in the cupboard.

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1 tin creamed corn or 1 tin whole-kernal corn
Gluten-free flour (you can use regular flour if you want)
Baking powder
Oil for frying

INSTRUCTIONS

Whole-kernal corn: Tip the entire contents of your can into a bowl, add 1 cup of gluten-free flour and roughly 2 teaspoons baking powder*. Fry in oil until golden. Salt. Serve.

Creamed corn: Tip the entire contents of your can into a bowl, roughly 3/4 cup of gluten-free flour and roughly 2 teaspoons baking powder*. Fry in oil until golden. Salt. Serve.

*Adjust ratios if need be to ensure you have a doughy consistency.

Do Not Underestimate The Significance of Fried Pumpkin Seeds and Broccoli

Sorry about the Instagram shot, it’s all I got before it was devoured by my wee boy.

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This is absolutely delicious for grown-ups or children.

Fried pumpkin seeds, broccoli, mixed with sprouted quinoa (optional) and served with a side of hummus. When I’m making it for my son I chop the broccoli finely and mix it all together before serving – delicious! Because I can’t handle the garlic in store-bought hummus I either make my own or serve it with tahini sauce.

Beautiful Raw Chocolate Tart

This is lovely and so easy to make. I’m also happy to feed this to my 15 month old son because it’s not too sweet and all natural!

Yum

Base:

Blend 1/2 cup of LSA, some nuts and seeds, 1 or 2 dates (pitted and soaked for 5 minutes or until it softens) and cocoa. Add some water to moisten into a dough-like consistency and press into a dish.

Chocolate mousse topping:

Blend 1 avocado, 3 teaspoons vanilla, 6 dates (pitted and soaked for 5 minutes or until they soften), two bananas and cocoa to taste – I like mine rich, around 3 tablespoons. When you’re satisfied with the flavour spread the mousse onto the base and chill.

You can serve this chilled or frozen, I prefer to freeze it and then serve the slices and let them stand for about 10 minutes.

Beautiful.

Raw Passionfruit-Macadamia Biscuits With Strawberry & Lavender Spice

This is my first experimentation with lavender.

It’s a strong flavour so use sparingly.

These cookies are lovely and my 1 year old son loves them too. Don’t forgo the strawberry, that’s the freshness!

Note this person being wooed like putty. And THEY’RE PRETTY.

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BISCUIT INGREDIENTS

1.5 cups coconut
1/2 cup sliced almonds
3 teaspoons vanilla
4 heaped teaspoons macadamia nut butter (or other nut butter)
4 teaspoons syrup (yacon, maple, agave)
The seeds of 3 passionfruit
Generous pinch of salt
3 teaspoons coconut oil
Maybe water

GARNISH INGREDIENTS

Macadamia nut butter
Strawberry slices
Chopped lavendar flowers

INSTRUCTIONS

Blend all biscuit ingredients in a food processor. Adjust for consistency and taste. If too dry add a dash of water until biscuits can be shaped. If too wet add additional coconut. Top with a smear of macadamia nut butter, a slice of strawberry and a light sprinking of lavender.

No Refined Sugar No Bake Healthy Hazelnut Afghan Biscuit Cookie Batter Bites

This is one of those “few handful” recipes. It’s really lovely way to enjoy afghan biscuits without all the sugar. Plus they’re gluten free!

Definitely kid-friendly – lots of healthy nuts – and they also enjoy collaborating on the build!

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70g pack hazelnuts
2 and a half teaspoons cocoa powder
2 big, heaped teaspoons peanut butter
3 teaspoons vanilla
A few walnuts, brazil nuts and raisins
2 teaspoons maple syrup or agave (optional)
2-3 big handfuls of cornflakes

Pulse hazelnuts in food processor until fine. Add cocoa powder, two heaped teaspoons peanut butter, vanilla, and a few brazil nuts, walnuts and raisins. Blend. Add a couple of  teaspoons of syrup (if desired) or more raisins to sweeten. Blend. Once doughy, remove from food processor and add to bowl. Mix in cornflakes by hand. Roll into balls. Enjoy!

Particularly nice with spiced chai  rooibos (red bush) tea.

Brazil-coconut Cardamom Smoothie

We’re having family smoothies and my 9 month old son loves them!

I’ve added a new category: ‘Baby Loves It’.

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INGREDIENTS

2 bananas
3 brazil nuts
3/4 cup coconut cream
a dash of vanilla
a sprinkle of cardamom
a few sultanas (optional)
a dash of cinnamon (optional)

INSTRUCTIONS

Blend