3-ingredient Gluten-free Corn Fritters for Kids

These are yummy. Served here with plum sauce they’re also nice with sweet chili. You can fancy them up a bit by adding coriander and healthy stuff, and eat them with a salad if you want to pretend like you’re doing good. This is also an excellent meal for poor students who find themselves with…

Red Chai

Beautiful. Brew up a batch for friends. I’ve been wanting a caffeine-free chai for so long. Rooibos (red bush) tea makes a lovely alternative. It’s also fine for children and a lovely dessert tea. Perfect served with fruit toast and Kere’s bliss balls. Dedicated to my sis. Chai tea brings peace. INGREDIENTS 1 stick cinnamon…

A MAR-MIGHTY Discovery…

Sorry if that’s too CHEESY… You know all that money you’ve been spending on expensive nutritional yeast? You know how you had to tell your provincial friends you made cheesy sauce out of weird ingredients that they can’t source in their town? Well not any more. BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE CHEESY SAUCE… with Marmite. (picture…

Simple Yoghurt Smoothie

Actually this is not a yoghurt smoothie, because it contains no yoghurt. It just tastes like it does. It’d probably make good ice cream. Try it! INGREDIENTS 2 bananas 2 juicy plums Soy milk (I prefer Soymilky, it has the best flavour) INSTRUCTIONS Blend. Inspired by Craig.

Banana-almond Thickshake

❤ INGREDIENTS 3 ripe bananas soymilk 2 handfuls almonds vanilla 2 teaspoons cocoa INSTRUCTIONS Put bananas in the food processor, with a dash of vanilla, cocoa, two handfuls almonds and blend. Slowly drizzle soymilk in until you reach the desired thickness and everything is well mixed. Enjoy!

Flawless Tofu Bacon

This is utterly perfect. I was surprised. The ratios are bang on! It is perfect on Mac ‘n’ Cheese, and would be great on pancakes with fried banana and maple syrup, or on salad, bagels or in a BLT. Please make some. CLICK HERE FOR THE RECIPE Use firm tofu. A good quality tofu will even…

Chocolate-dipped Pretzels

Pretzels are so weird and foreign, but such a stupidly obvious snacking solution So anyway, on Dino Day, Mum whips out these sneakily little fuckers. Boy they’re delicious. I awoke at 8am on Boxing Day with a burning desire to recreate the snacking sensation. Mum walks in and witnesses the frenzied kitchen-cum-sweat-shop of chocolate-pretzel manufacture….

Best Pancake Recipe Ever-In-The-World-Ever

I have to make a note of this. I haven’t taken any pictures but this is truly the lightest, fluffiest, most fantastic pancake recipe ever. I’ve added peanut butter and sultanas – you don’t have to. I will never use another pancake recipe again. INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour2 tablespoons sugar (I prefer powdered sugar)1 tablespoon…

Pikelets

Q. What is the difference between a pikelet, a hotcake and a small pancake? A. Who the f**k cares! Here is some more traditional food for you. These were named pikelets or drop-scones by our fair-skinned ancestors. Enjoy them with maple syrup, agave syrup, golden syrup, treacle, berries, sliced fruit, margarine, cinnamon, brown sugar, lemon juice, jam and/or cream……

Short-crust Pastry Cases

These are fun, easy, child-friendly, and you can fill them with anything. Ideas: bean stew, pumpkin and tofu, lentil/mushroom stew – whatever you fancy. I filled these with delicious tofu scramble and made a quick relish to go with them. They make a delightful Saturday-morning breakfast, and are a good way to use up that small…